How to make a necktie out of a fox
-step by step instructions-
Step 1. Order medium size brown fox from E-bay.
Step 2. Go to Hardware store and buy 1 baseball bat, 1 stapler
Step 3. When fox arrives, open box carefully so that it has a small opening
Step 4. When fox sticks its head out, smack it gently with baseball bat to make it pass out.
Step 5. If procedure is successful, go to Step 9.
Step 6. If fox runs away due to the size of the hole, order rabbit from E-bay
Step 7. When rabbit arrives, offer it to hidden fox.
Step 8. Hit fox gently with baseball bat while it’s eating rabbit.
Step 9. Staple the front and back feet of fox together
Step 10. Dress up for event.
Step 11. Put fox around neck without breaking its vertebra.
Step 12. Put base of fox’s tail into its mouth.
Step 13. Staple fox’s nose to mouth,
Step 14. Pinch fox’s ear to wake it up.
Step 15. You are a proud owner of an animate necktie.
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